Ahem, I know everyone has been waiting with bated breath for an update; on tenterhooks, and all that jazz. No, no, please. I apologize for the delay. Drum roll please... -- well, it's still here.So far, it's been used as:
1. An elderly persons' rest stop.
2. A rubbish bin.
3. (possibly) A litter bin for piddles.
4. The "can" in kick the can by the kiddies.
5. A springboard onto my steps by my own cat.
5. A point of ridicule/source of amusement for all and sundry.
I'm going to put it on the street this weekend to see if I can drum up business. I'm going to put a sign on it that says "Needs A Good (or Bad) Home." At the end of the weekend, if it has not been adopted, I and a couple of accomplices will don woolly hats pulled low over our faces and it'll wear "cement shoes" and "sleep with the fishes," as it were.
Wish us luck!
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